ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
we should paint friendship bongs
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