We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
God, I missed his penis.
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