That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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