You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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