i just google imaged poop.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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