Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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