would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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