Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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