i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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