Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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