I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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