sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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