I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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