So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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