Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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