he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I think my nap took me to another dimension
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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