I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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