i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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