Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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