OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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