I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Randomize
