So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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