I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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