I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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