I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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