this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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