How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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