he wants to bone in the snuggie
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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