it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
only you would photoshop your dick
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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