at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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