ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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