i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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