i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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