if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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