Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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