she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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