Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
She made me pour olive oil on her.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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