What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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