fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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