Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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