So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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