u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
tell me about the eggs
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