the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I have feelings that need drinking.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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