Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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