return my video game
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize