So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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