i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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