Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
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She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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