If i come over, it means nothing
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
