I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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