mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
