don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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