Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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