it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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