Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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